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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

Still no good

Why is my coworker suddenly being so mean towards then being nice like nothing happened? She is nice with everyone but me.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How does Bollywood influence Indian culture?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How do people who are deaf learn sign language? Is it typically taught by parents at a young age or are there programs available for learning it later in life?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

Why do people keep denying the similarities between Latin and Italian by saying they are totally different languages when it’s obvious they sound similar?

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What will help me to get a bigger butt naturally?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

What are some tips for braiding a woman's hair on a date?

No go.

Unacceptable again!

Why do some women squirt and some don't?

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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No way

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why is every human messed up in some way?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

Would you respect the US with a woman as president?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.

Why do men like BBW? What is the attraction?

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

Is it common for people to fall in love with someone else while still married? If so, why do they choose to stay in their marriage?